I knew that we could find the funniest t shirts online to wear for our homecoming party. I had been looking forward to this party since the homecoming party we had last year. I was just a freshman then, and did not know how everyone tries to come up with the best outfits then.

This year I am making sure that my friends and I have some offensive t shirts that look like the ones everyone else has on. There are four of us that are planning our outfits together. I hope that I can get all of their money collected soon, or our order will not arrive on time. If one of them does not have their funny t shirts, then it will be because they did not give me their money.

I am hoping that all the pictures that are taken of us do not wind up on the web somewhere and my parents or friends back home see them. My mother is not fond of funny t shirts about drinking and partying. My older brother used to wear them when he was in college and she would yell at him when he came home and she had to wash them. She always told him that gentlemen do not wear offensive t shirts. He told her that he would be a gentlemen when he graduated college, but not until then.